[via Scott Adams]

A *bit* too late for me, could be useful for you? Pure Dilbert ;-)

• Your potential for senior management will be determined by the three H’s: Hair, Height, and Harvard degree. You need at least two out of three. (Non-Harvard schools will be acceptable if it’s clear that you “could have gone” to Harvard.)
• There’s no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people’s. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it last week and you just remembered.
• Teamwork is what you call it when you trick other people into ignoring their priorities in favor of yours.
• Leadership is a form of evil. No one needs to lead you to do something that is obviously good for you.
• Business success is mostly about waiting for something lucky to happen and then taking credit.