[via vowe]

You had a tough day because of one of your client? Have a look here, it is excellent and good for your spirits. Some abstracts:

Hey – in the screenshot of the HTML layout you’ve sent me none of the links is working. Can you fix this?

I’d like a gradient from blue to red — but get rid of that purple in the middle.

The invoice says the software is supplied on a 200 foot tape, so we’ve reserved a hangar to store it.

I need this section of the site to be completely locked down with passwords on a per-user basis. Don’t make it so that people can’t get in if they can’t remember the password though.

We couldn’t make a screenshot from your website, would you please fix that…

We want a Flash website…but we don’t want a lot of animation or sound because it’s too destracting…and it needs to be easy to update so that our secretaries can make changes.